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Post by YnnEJnEiB on May 9, 2006 11:06:27 GMT -5
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we f**ked up ... but that nuts was fun!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your nuts so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "pregnant dog drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will put the weed away for later when you're falling asleep. REAL FRIENDS: Will slap you in the face and say "We still got an 1/8 left not a very nice person !!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk nuts to the person who talks nuts about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out
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